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"SOLDIER
OF THE EMPIRE - CHAPTER I" By
David
Shaw david@f-e-mail.com
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story is based on a single piece of pure speculation. Suppose the transistor had
been invented in the United Kingdom in 1937, instead of in the United States in
1947? There
are no particular reasons why it could not have been. Semi-conductors had been
used in "cat's whisker" radios since the 1920's. And once transistors
were available it would have been quickly recognised that digital computers
could now be built. Construction of the world's first digital computer in fact
began in 1938 at Iowa State University. Of course, it had to use vacuum tubes
and was extremely primitive. Shortly afterwards came ENIAC, incorporating 18,000
hot and unreliable tubes. Providing less computing power than a modern wrist
watch it weighed 30 tons, occupied 1,500 square feet and dimmed the lights of
the building when it was switched on. A transistorised eqivalent would have
fitted inside a wardrobe. Transistors were everything tubes weren't -- they were
small, reliable, cheap, with a meagre appetite for electricity. We
know that well before the war began the British government was straining every
nerve to crack the German 'ENIGMA' codes. It's likely that transistorised
computers would have been developed as quickly as humanly possible with
virtually unlimited financial support. And in Alan Turing the British had the
one thing money couldn't buy -- genius. In fact it was the British who built the
first true computer in 1948 at Manchester University, the first computer which
held a program stored in its memory and which could be re-programmed without
needing to be re-wired. Apart
from the imaginary scientific developments, all other historical facts at the
beginning of the story are correct. Kampfgruppe 100 certainly existed. This
Luftwaffe pathfinder unit led the attacks which crucified Coventry and almost
ripped the heart out of London. As
a matter of historical interest, the very first action ever planned by British
Special Operations Executive was an attack on KGr 100, operation 'Savanna'. The
attack was cancelled because the RAF refused to take part, on the grounds that
the assassins would be wearing civilian clothes so that delivering them by
military aircraft would be against the rules of war! Which was a polite way of
telling SOE to stop even thinking about having any say in how RAF aircraft were
to be used. Unlikely
as it sounds, the glider 'snatch' technique described was in fact used
operationally in Burma to retrieve wounded soldiers from Chindit columns. John
Masters gives a fine description of the technique in his fascinating
autobiography: "The Road Past Mandalay". Lord Mountbatten of Burma is
also on record as making a very shrewd comment on the technique the first time
he saw it demonstrated: "Jesus bloody Christ!" The
beauty of the Luftwaffe's X-Gerat bombing sysytem was that it enabled a last
minute check on the bomber's actual ground speed and so enabled very great
accuracy in estimating the correct moment to release its load. The accuracy of
the system was roughly 100 yards at 200 miles, which was near enough to hit a
large individual factory when the ballistics of individual bombs and the
different wind gradients were factored in. X-Gerat was certainly the most
accurate method of night bombing yet devised by any air force up to that time.
In comparison the RAF staff officers were convinced that British bomber crews
could achieve pin-point accuracy at night using traditional star sighting
techniques with a sextant. Not for another year would they realise that only ten
percent of Bomber Command crews were dropping their bombs within five miles of
any given target. As
far as the story itself is concerned, all characters are fictional, bar one
senior Luftwaffe officer. However, I did have great difficulty with the
character of 'E.E. Crampton'. I needed to create a well known person in British
political and academic circles with quite remarkable powers of imagination and
insight. Since any such fictious character would have been totally unbelievable,
I was forced to borrow one from real life. There was indeed a Member of
Parliament for Oxford University in 1940, and he was indeed a Petty Officer in
the Naval Reserve. As for his imagination -- well, if you've never read Mr A.P.
Herbert or his collection of Misleading Cases, you have a treat in store. One
final quirk. William Bradford Shockley was the man who led the team which
invented the transistor and founded Silicon Valley. He was actually born in
London of American parents. Had they decided to stay there instead of returning
to California . . . But
still, this is only a whimsy of fiction, merely a re-arranged war game with some
new pieces set out on the patterns of history. A handful of scientists, a few
pieces of silicon and a young officer of ferocious ability. Arrayed against them
are the armed forces of Nazi Germany, the best soldiers to conquer Europe since
the fall of Rome. The game begins with a pawn being moved, a sacrifical pawn in
a desperate defence. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHAPTER
ONE Captain
Henry Arthur Winfield, Royal Engineers, was cramped and cold and bewildered. A
soldier on active service was expected to suffer discomfort without complaining
and any man in uniform who didn't anticipate being continually buggered about
was either a one day recruit or a general. But at least you usually had some
idea of where you were going and why. All he knew right now was that he was
flying south to carry out some duties of extreme importance. Henry sincerely
hoped he wasn't going to be expected to repeat his previous most outstanding
performance. Five
months before Henry had been attached to the staff of the Commander Royal
Engineers, Third Division, British Expeditionary Force. In that capacity he had
probably done more damage to an army than any other junior office in history.
Unfortunately it had all been inflicted on his own side. Henry's principal
contribution so far towards the downfall of Hitler had been to lead a squad of
gun-cotton laden sappers through a mass of British military equipment abandoned
outside Dunkirk, charged with the duty of destroying as much of it as possible.
His piece-de-resistance had been the thorough wrecking of eighteen 3.7 inch
anti-aircraft guns, the pride of the Royal Artillery, each one worth the
unbelievable sum of five thousand pounds. It
had been a bitter experience, for he was a man with one consuming passion in
life, and that passion was weapons. Why this should be was a great puzzle to
Henry. In his heart of hearts he considered himself much more of a weakling than
a born warrior: in fact he'd never willingly become involved in any fight that
he could avoid. None the less he was a military engineer whose great interest in
life was in the most minute details of any and every man made artifact for
waging war, from bayonets to aircraft carriers. Like George Bernard Shaw he
believed that mankind's heart and soul was lavished on its weapons. It was a
philosophical viewpoint which certainly seemed true as far as the Germans were
concerned and Henry had tremendous professional respect for German engineering
and military skills. The
Whitley he was riding in skittered through an airpocket, falling and then rising
again in the turbulent currents. The interior of the obsolescent bomber was
packed tight with bodies encumbered with clumsy 37 pattern webbing, all sitting
in great discomfort on the fuselage floor, feet jammed against the opposite side
of the narrow crawlway. Ten men, including himself, part of a half Troop of
Number Two Commando, detached for extra-regimental duties under Captain
Winfield. Which made it all about as confusing and annoying as anybody could
need. In
the first place the Commandos had been established three months ago, in July
1940, as a token of Churchill's determination to raid newly conquered France.
Since no such raiding units then existed the Commandos had been hastily formed
from volunteers detached on sufferance from their regiments or corps. To be
detached from a parent unit once might be considered rather glamorous; to be
ordered away from the only unit in the Army that Henry wanted to serve in was a
disaster. In the first place Number Two Commando was the only military unit in
the entire British Empire which was parachute trained. At the Prime Minister's
insistence the War Office had been obliged to create the Central Landing School
at Ringway aerodrome near Manchester. This
homespun answer to Goering's Fallschirmjagers consisted of three hundred novice
paratroopers, a handful of RAF instructors and five 'elephant arse' Whitleys, so
called because of the extemporised jumping hatch cut in the bottom of each
aeroplane's fuselage. This was a lousy modification to a mediocre paratroop
carrier, resulting in a growing list of broken noses and facial injuries caused
by men hitting the opposite rim of the hatch as they jumped. Since the RAF had
little interest in airborne forces no quick improvements in jumping technique
seemed likely to be developed. Whitley reference Which
was just one of the many reasons why Henry was flabbergasted at finding himself
being flown to his destination. Film stars like Ronald Coleman or Clark Gable
might live in a world where travel was simply a matter of packing a bag and
stepping on an aeroplane, but it wasn't the way the Army or the Air Force
worked. Until he'd arrived at Ringway Henry had never even seen the inside of an
aircraft, nor had he ever met anybody else who had. A bunch of squaddies had as
about as much chance of travelling to a new posting by air as they had of being
billeted in the Savoy on arrival. Just
as astonishing was the fact he had been allowed to handpick the men he was to
take with him. The single strongest factor against the formation of the Commando
units had been the determination of line battalions to fight tooth and nail
against releasing their best soldiers to some crackpot special purpose force.
For a Commando unit, in turn, to willingly offer up its own best men to a mere
captain must have taken some awesome pressure from above. Whatever the hell was
going on that at least was a chance of lifetime. Their improvised volunteering
system of recruitment was sending Two Commando the oddest and perhaps the best
drafts ever received by any British Army unit. Some of the strangest newcomers
were a group of continental Jews, an alarmingly high proportion of whom spoke
German as their mother tongue. It
had seemed unlikely that these Hebrews could be turned into soldiers - until the
Commandos realised the ferocious eagerness and intelligence these new recruits
showed in all their efforts. Henry had included several of them on his 'most
wanted' list, plus a couple of the razor slashed Gorbals' laddies, McCaughan,
the jockey sized sergeant from Skye with the accent of an angel . . . and
Cantrell. Corporal
Cantrell, six feet and one inch of slim Dublin jauntiness had his knees almost
drawn up against his face as he slowly chewed an haversack ration sandwich,
apparently unbothered by the Whitley's unpleasant motion. Rumour had it that on
November 21st, 1920, he'd been a fifteen year old member of the Dublin Brigade's
Special Action Squad, on that quiet Sunday morning when the IRA carried out
their brilliant coup of murdering eleven British intelligence officers whilst
they still lay abed. Which
was why Henry had selected the Irishman. He knew about guerrilla warfare from
the other side of the fence, as the weaker force. It was a skill the British
were going to have to learn now. In any case it was hard to pass over a man who
had been sentenced to death by the British in the Dublin Four Courts for being a
member of the IRA and reprieved by the Anglo-Irish Treaty, only to be wounded
almost to death in the very same courtroom building by a shell fired by the army
of the Irish Free State from an 18 pounder battery willingly donated to their
cause by Mr Winston Churchill. After an experience like that Cantrell's decision
to join the British army seemed almost natural. "And the Irish move to the
sound of the guns, like salmon to the sea." Kipling had the right of it, as
usual. There
was a disturbance at the forward end of the plane as one of the passengers got
to his feet, stared forward into the cockpit, then sank down again, to shout
something in his neighbour's ear. The message was slowly relayed up the
reverberating tunnel from man to man. "Lieutenant
Cunliffe-Brown's complaints, sor, and he says he can see London." Well,
it sounded like that, only the soldier next to Henry was Private Rosedale, a
Geordie who virtually needed an interpreter to communicate with anyone not born
on Tyneside. Fortunately he'd earnt his living as a journalist in Durham before
joining up, so he'd only ever had to worry about writing English and not
speaking it. As for Cunliffe-Brown it was conceivable that he might seriously
frame a message with the word "compliments" in it. The man seemed to
have acquired most of his social upbringing from reading the 'Boy's Own Annual'.
Take
another officer the Adjutant had said, that's the order from above. At least
Henry hadn't robbed the Commando there because Cunliffe-Brown had only finished
his basic parachute training a few days before and had not yet been allotted to
a Troop, or more to the point, to a Troop Sergeant to wet nurse him. He was one
of the 'hostilities only' officers now arriving, wartime volunteers. Skinny and
rather awkward in his movements, deeply tanned, his family farmers in East
Africa, no previous military experience or background. Anyway, even an East
African at five thousand feet on a cloudy day should recognise London when he
saw it. The Whitley had been flying south-east for the whole trip, so the speed
and distance figures were about right for London as their destination. It
wouldn't have been necessary to guess if the aircrew had bothered to mention the
plane's destination, but the stupid ponces apparently thought it was beneath
their dignity to talk to army brown jobs. Ever since the Battle of Britain had
begun to die down every officer in light blue uniform seemed to have become
convinced that the survival of the country was due to his own efforts alone.
Henry was well aware of his own ignorance about what the RAF had really achieved
in the last four months of daylight dogfights. The only passing comment he'd
allowed himself was that, if after the war, the Air Ministry claims for
Luftwaffe losses proved even half way accurate, he'd eat his boots, studs and
all. Since
he'd made his offer while being entertained as a guest in the Air Force mess at
Ringway it had been received in frigid silence. Impelled by an often dangerous
character trait of argumentative logic, Henry had then inquired if the ground
crews at Manston aerodrome had finally been persuaded to come out of their air
raid shelters, now that winter was coming in? Very
few people knew about that episode, and how the gallant lads in blue had
mutinied at a front line fighter station and gone underground for nearly two
weeks, only emerging at night to scavenge for food. Not only did Henry know the
details, he took great pleasure in quoting them chapter and verse, until a
Squadron Leader on the verge of apoplexy threatened to have him arrested for
defeatism. It was also made clear that Captain Winfield was unlikely to be
invited into that mess again. Henry
idly wished that he'd been able to look down from the aircraft as it passed over
the small and thickly hedged fields of the East Midlands. His home would have
been down there, somewhere near to the Whitley's flight path. A crumbling farm
workers tithe cottage, full of kids and smells and a few battered pieces of
furniture. Henry was the eldest of seven, all bright, the offspring of a
ploughman who could quote more scripture from memory than the vicar had ever
known. A man who spent his days walking the furrows but who loved to spend his
evenings delving just as deeply and as thoroughly into a good book. The
memories of his family were driven from Henry's mind as the Whitley began to
wallow downwards, the engines throttled back, with a horrible sensation of half
flying and half falling just before the aircraft's wheels hit the ground.
Several of the passengers seemed far more relieved to be back on terra firma
than they normally did after descending under opened silk canopies. When Henry
dropped out of the hatch under the aircraft he was surprised to find grass
underneath his feet instead of hard standing. Parked
very close to the Whitleys were two Bedford three ton lorries, canvas covers
lashed down tightly from cabs to backboards. A stalwart military police sergeant
with a face burnt leathery by many years of overseas service was standing by the
hatch. He threw Henry a fierce salute and bent down to help him pull his bulky
kitbag from underneath the fuselage. Then the MP instinctively stamped his feet
in a double shuffle, resettling the lead weights inside the bottoms of his razor
creased trousers, so the baggy material resumed the correct 'plus fours' shape
over the polished web anklets they were tucked into. Henry
looked around. It was a small airfield, about a thousand yards long in an
east-west direction and much less across. A railway embankment ran at right
angles slap across the eastern end. There were two small and very old-fashioned
hangars on the south side of the field, probably dating back to the '14 -'18
war, and a kind of clubhouse near to them. The absence of concrete runways and
barrack blocks made it almost certain that this was a private flying club's
field pressed into emergency service. The only sign of life was a Spitfire
parked outside one of the hangars with a group of erks around it staring at the
Whitleys as they landed. Not surprisingly either, because it was almost
certainly the first time that heavy bombers had been landed on this half-arsed
apology for an aerodrome. Surely this wasn't London? At least the sky was
considerably clearer than it usually was over the Pennines, with only some
mares' tails streaking the crisp blue autumn sky. Henry was quite certain he
could smell ozone on the light southerly wind. "Where
are we?" he asked. The
MP looked puzzled. "Beg your pardon, sir?" "Where
are we? What's the name of this aerodrome?" "This
is Rochford, sir, just outside Southend." Southend,
the stuff that music hall songs were made of, the near legendary playground for
yer genuine Cockney sparrer'. As far as Henry could remember it was twenty or
thirty miles east of the outer London suburbs, on the northern side of the
Thames Estuary. A
second Whitley bumped down, rolling to a quick stop as the lush grass slowed its
wheels. The third and final aircraft in the flight seemed to be coming in rather
too low towards the embankment as the pilot sought to adjust for the cross wind.
At precisely the most awkward moment a small locomotive towing half a dozen
goods wagons appeared on top of the embankment as the Whitley flew overhead,
fate happily preventing an accident but arranging for the Whitley's
undercarriage to flick through the smoke lifting up from the locomotive's
funnel. Henry smiled in relief at the near miss and also in some delight at the
thought of the consequent correspondence between the Southern Railway Company
and the RAF. Whether the war was won or lost it was certain that in years to
come there would be a huge file buried somewhere in the dusty archives of the
Air Ministry dealing with the near collison of a train and one of his Majesty's
aircraft on the seventh of October, 1940, at Rochford in the county of . . .
well, wherever they were. What
a pity the Germans and the British couldn't let their paper pushers fight the
war out on their own with claims, counter-claims, forms and rubber stamps. The
British would probably win hands down, not that it mattered, because in a Europe
dominated by bureaucrats the French would rule supreme. Henry
saw the third Whitley safely down. Thirty trained Commandos, available for
whatever needed to be done. Visible on the Bedfords was the yellow and black
portcullis insignia of 1st London Division. Divisional transport, laid on for a
scruffy little half Troop, at a time when most front line anti-invasion forces
had nothing but commandered London buses for transport. Who the devil was
pulling so many strings, and why? Henry's
heart sank as deeply as it had risen, down to a black bitter pit. There was only
one explaination which made sense. They were going to be used to protect some
Very Important Person, a Praetorian guard for somebody the nation couldn't
afford to lose in case of invasion or an attempted assassination attempt by
fifth columnists. Maybe even Churchill himself. And
there was cause for mixed feelings: if there was a man whom Henry admired unto
love, it was Winston Churchill. Listening to him delivering his defiant speeches
on the wireless was enough to set any man's blood on fire. But when that lisping
voice had finished plucking down the finest fruits of the English language since
Shakespeare then rationality set in, and Henry could see Churchill's
overwheening pride and stubborness for what they were, a recipe to lead the
British Empire into disaster after disaster. Far from guarding the Prime
Minister, it might be a lot better for everybody to give the Germans every
chance of shooting him. "Sir,
I've got special orders for your movement. Verbal orders." Henry
realised that he'd been staring at the MP sergeant without seeing him, a day
dreaming trait which was all to common to him. "What
are they?" The
sergeant seemed disconcerted again. Henry could guess why. It was his own
accent, the harsh, nasal and unlovely dialect of the East Midlands, where the
entrenched Saxon tones had never fully adapted to the alien language bought in
by the last lot of invaders in 1066. In many regiments and corps an officer who
sounded like Henry would have had a very difficult time of it from both their
men and in the officers' mess. Fortunately a great deal of social allowance was
made for the Royal Engineers, that most plebian of all military arms. "Sir,
I've been ordered to ask you to make sure all members of your unit travel in the
back of the lorries with all the tarpaulins laced up securely. Nobody is
supposed to look out during the journey." Well,
that had to be some sort of security notion. Number Two Commando soldiers were
the most distinctively dressed troops in the country. Their cropped helmets and
knee length body overalls were straight copies of German paratroop equipment
captured in Holland, copied because nobody in the War Office between the wars
had given the slightest thought to preparing parachute forces. Henry
found that Sergeant McCaughan had quietly arrived at his side, ready to organise
matters at the nod of a head. Another regular, he was twenty and thus a year
younger than Henry, both of them holding ranks which they had only been able to
reach so early because of wartime expansion. Not that either of them felt out of
their depth. Each had joined up at fourteen years of age, McCaughan as a boy
soldier and Henry as an entrant at the Beachley Army School for Apprenticed
Tradesmen. In their own and each other's estimation they were both old sweats,
with matching mutual respect. There
were a few smiles from the men as Henry clambered onto the nearest lorry, smiles
which broadened as he almost fell on his backside when the vehicle jerked
forward. It was normal practice for officers to ride in vehicle cabs, leaving
the rest of the passengers with the customary freedom to sing cheerfully obscene
songs and wolf whistle any halfway decent looking girls they saw. In truth, many
officers would have considered the notion of riding in the back of a lorry with
their troops as a prelude to bolshevik rebellion. Their feelings would have been
further outraged by being addressed by a mere corporal who never even asked
permission to speak. "Would
you have any idea what's in the wind, sir?" Cantrell asked cheerfully. "We've
been sent for in a hurry, and the only thing special about us is that we're
paratroopers. So you can draw your own conclusions." "Well,
sir, if you were to guess?" "If
I were to guess, corporal, I'd guess we're going to drop into Dublin, looking
like Germans, so that Mr De Valera will get a big fright and invite the British
back into Eire to protect it. If so, I'll suggest we land on top of the biggest
brewery in Ireland and fight it out to the last barrel of Guiness." There
was a rush of laughter along the wooden benches, as Cantrell grinned easily.
"Ah, Captain Winfield, sir, you have the mind for thinking up the worst
places to hit people. A great asset you would have been to the organisation in
the old days." "Don't
get your thirst up yet, Corporal. It's just possible I may be wrong. Is there
anybody here who knows these parts?" Private
Owens put up his hand hesitantly. He was the only Londoner in the lorry. Like
many of the commandos, including Henry, he was short and stocky, though spared
Henry's overabundance of freckles: "I came up this way to Burnham-On-Crouch
once, sir, working on a Pickford's van. Nothing but flat fields and miles and
miles of mud, what they call the Maplin Sands, only I didn't see much sand
around." Henry
shrugged. "OK, now you all know as much as I do. I suppose we'll just have
to wait and see." The
lorry suddenly slowed down, and then waddled slowly over a series of bumps;
possibly a planked bridge. As it speeded up again afterwards the Bedford started
to sway from side to side almost as disconcertingly as the Whitley had done,
without even the advantage of fresh air to counteract any resulting nausea.
There were too many Woodbines being smoked underneath the laced up canvas for
any further hint of ozone to be detectable. But Henry hoped they were still near
the sea, wondering if the Bedford was perhaps driving along some twisting road
on the edge of a beach, or threading through the cobbled streets of a little
fishing port where the sign of the Admiral Benbow creaked in the wind outside a
mullion windowed inn. He
had a very active imagination, probably too much to have a satisfied life either
as a regular soldier or as a civilian engineer. His father might have been right
about his son's acceptance of the King's Shilling. "You're a damned fool,
our Henry. Anybody in this day and age who goes sowing, soldiering or sailing
wants his head read. Get yoursen an office job in a nice warm factory and start
saving for a decent house of your own. There's enough silly bastards in the
world wearing uniforms already." Which was exactly the same advice as every
other survivor of the great war gave to their sons: "Never again,
never!" But
how did you tell a kid anything? Most of them had to find the hard way to be
convinced. Before the May blitzkreig Henry had thought of war almost purely as
an intellectual and physical challenge. Looking back at the wholesale death and
suffering, the crying child between its machine-gunned parents, the wanton
destruction of a beautiful country, the useless butchery of helpless soldiers on
the sands of Dunkirk, he knew now that it was the result of ultimate stupidity,
not reason. It was perhaps almost possible to excuse Chamberlain and the British
people for the betrayal of Munich. Anybody who wasn't insane should fear war.
But if the allies had only shown their teeth years before, when Hitler had made
his first aggressive move, into the Rhineland! If a real fear of a stalemated
war had existed on both sides, not just one, negotiations might have achieved
something. Henry
was still deep in thought about the past mistakes which had brought Britain to
the very doorstep of hell when the lorry shuddered to a halt. Cab doors
clattered open, the lacing on the rear canvas panels was loosened from outside.
"Out you get, gents." If
Rochford had been flat this terrain was straighforwardly bleak. Large irregular
meadows of tussocky grass, water shining in the early afternoon sun along the
channels which bisected the countryside, with a rime of thick black mud visible
on the nearest ones. A pair of curlews mewed at each other as they sideslipped
overhead in a strengthening wind. The only sign of civilisation immediately
visible was the third class metalled road the lorries had come along, so narrow
that it seemed to vanish like a pantomime backdrop into the clumps of reeds
growing in the ditches on each side of it. Only where they were parked did the
road suddenly broaden out for a short distance, providing just enough room for
the convoy of clumsy Bedfords to make three point turns and retire in biblical
order, he that was last becoming first. Looking
around, Henry first saw an old stone windmill, blades removed and the building
apparently long deserted. Huddled around the base of it were some slate roofed
cottages, perhaps ten or fifteen of them, the nearest about two hundred yards
away. Long strands of green moss seemed to be so well established on some of the
walls that the sodden ground looked to be digesting them. Lieutenant Cunliffe-Brown
appeared alongside the road`s edge, his face white and pinched. "I'd
be happy to offer some advice, sir, if only I could think of anything useful to
say. I`m feeling a bit lost at the moment." "And
the cold too, hey, Eric?" "Just
a smidgeon. I think it's the scenery more than the actual temperature." "You
have a point. Boris Karloff would be at home here. What the hell are we supposed
to be doing in this hovel? I'll see if I can get some sense out of that MP
Sergeant." "Shall
I fall the men in?" Henry
sucked his teeth thoughtfully as he saw the Military Police NCO marching
ponderously in their direction. "No, start sorting them out into sections,
so they know whose face fits where in the tactical set up. Sergeant McCaughan
and the corporals can pick and chose who goes where - they know who's mates with
whom." The
MP saluted with full regimental panache again, the hand travelling the longest
way and the shortest way down. After Henry had returned the salute, he was
offered a brown OHMS envelope with a seal on all corners, together with a
receipt book. "These are your orders, sir. Could you please sign for
them?" Henry
checked the overstamped number on the envelope against the one in the receipt
book very carefully before signing. He'd long ago learnt that the most important
man in any Army unit was the ORQMS. The Orderly Room Quartermaster Sergeant was
the warrant officer responsible for all the paperwork, a man who could help or
hinder you at every turn. And wherever they were bound for, it certainly wasn`t
beyond the reach of the Army`s strangling bureaucracy. "Right,
Sergeant, I'd appreciate a look at your map before you go -- unless you've had
orders to the contrary." "No
sir, I'm sure you're welcome to look. It's grid reference 44568783. I was told
to debus you there and leave you." Henry
took the offered ordnance survey map and found the grid reference. It was close
to a peninsula about eight miles wide, south of the river Crouch and due north
of the wide mouth of the Thames as it ran into the sea. The peninsula was
composed of three islands, separated from the mainland and each other by
tributeries of the Crouch flowing from north to south. The outer island of
Foulness was by far the largest of the group, merging into the huge expanse of
the Maplin Sands. Nestled against Foulness' south-eastern flank was Potton
island, two miles long and a mile wide, and Havengore, a third of the size of
Potton. On
the mainland opposite the middle of Potton island a tiny and isolated hamlet was
marked. The only thing of any note about it was the conventional map symbol for
a windmill. According to the map, this hamlet was called 'Petty Bowling'. The
grid reference the sergeant had supplied was half a mile to the west of Petty
Bowling, on the only road going into the habitation. Henry decided it might be
better thought of as the only way out of the place. There was nothing shown on
the far side of Petty Bowling, no bridge, no ford. Just the cottages, the river,
and the apparently deserted island on the other side of the river. According
to the map, should he take it into his head to order his men to about face and
march back into civilisation, they faced six twisting miles of the road before
seeing the lights of Little Wakering looming up out of the marsh mists. And
Little Wakering appeared to be about as interesting a place as Petty Bowling.
The local tendency for diminutively suggestive place names could hardly be
described as misleading. The
Commandos stood clear of the road as the lorries noisely turned around and
roared off towards the distant horizon. A few black faced sheep nearby stared at
the vehicles with mild interest before resuming their grazing. A couple of
Henry's men made two fingered gestures at the MP's retreating backs, though
without the zest they would normally have shown in being rude to the hated
redcaps. Henry
stared along the road to the village, which still showed no sign of life. He
recited, slowly; "See
you the dimpled track that runs, All
hollow through the wheat? O
that was where they hauled the guns, That
smote King Philip's fleet." "Sir?",
Cunliffe-Brown responded woodenly. "When
I was a boy I won a book at school, the verses of Rudyard Kipling. I read it a
lot, and still do. And I presume our presence here has something to do with
smiting Herr Hitler. Let's see if the orders throw some light on the
subject." Henry
opened the envelope and read the single sheet of paper inside. Then he shrugged
his shoulders in disbelief and beckoned Sergeant McCaughan over to join them.
"We're to report to the post office in that village over there. That's all
it says, before anybody asks any questions. Sergeant, we'll double march to the
place to get some fresh air into our lungs. And the first man who asks if we're
being posted somewhere is next in line for kitchen duties." "Yes
. . ." The sergeant's eyes suddenly narrowed as he stared up in the air
over Henry's shoulder. "What's that, sir?" Henry
turned and looked up. About a quarter of a mile away at an altitude of around a
thousand feet was some kind of an aircraft, heading almost directly towards
them. There was nothing to be heard from it and as it got closer the silhoutte
became recognisable as a Hotspur. Two of them had already arrived at Ringway,
since the Hotspur was the first British transport glider to go into production.
They carried a pilot and seven men and were Britain's answer to the German
gliders which were rumoured to have captured the supposedly impregnable Belgium
fort of Eban-Emael by landing troops on its upperworks. There
was definitely something strange about the way this Hotspur was being flown. The
assumed tactical procedure was for a glider to be cast off from its tow plane
near to the landing site and then to dive down quickly to dodge enemy fire. This
one seemed to be travelling as far as possible for every foot of height lost,
keeping to a dead straight line. Nor was there any sign at all of the towing
plane -- the Hotspur might as well have appeared out of thin air for all Henry
could see. As it got closer he stared at the glider, wondering if he was
suffering from double vision. For
a second or two Henry thought he was seeing two gliders wingtip to wingtip in an
incredible piece of formation flying. Then he realised the truth, that there
were two fuselages side by side, married together by a shared centre section and
an extended horizontal tail surface. It was obviously a way of building a large
capacity glider as quickly and easily as possible with components already in
production. Together
with his men he gaped at the strange aircraft as it passed close by with a faint
fluttering noise of disturbed air. Both fuselages were painted dark green and
both had cockpit canopies on their nose, one with a head visible inside it, the
other canopy apparently painted over for some odd reason. Henry
estimated the twin Hotspur's glide angle at something around fifteen feet across
the ground to one foot of height lost. It seemed impossible the pilot could fly
such a steady course for so long and still land anywhere near where he wanted
to. But if the glider didn't break off quickly it was going to come down
dangerously close to the cottages or the river behind them. Henry waited for the
Hotspur to nose down into the last piece of flat ground. It
didn't. It flew on undeviatingly over the rooftops of the village. One thing was
for sure, if it didn't hit the water it was certainly going to land just on the
other side of the tributary, on Potten island. "What
do you make of that, sir?" Sergeant McCaughan asked. Henry
shrugged. "God knows. Probably the Air Force playing silly buggers as
usual. The stupid prats are likely swimming ashore by now." He raised his
voice. "Right turn, double march." The
Commandos, Henry in the lead, began doubling towards the mysteries of Petty
Bowling, kitbags bouncing on their shoulders. Even running, there was plenty of
breath to spare in the half Troop. One man somewhere in the rear began whistling
a tune, to have it quickly picked up and sung by his comrades, a tune from the
lastest and certainly the greatest Hollywood film musical: "We're
off to see the Wizard, The
wonderful wonderful Wizard of Oz, We
hear he is a Whiz of a Wiz,
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