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Chapter One
Money isn't the most
important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on
the "gotta have it" scale. |
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Chapter Two
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike
doing nearly everything, money is handy. |
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Chapter Three
It is an elementary and vital
courtesy when you are using people's own money against them that
you do it with some grace. |
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Chapter Four
Someday I
want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for
humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
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Chapter Five
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the
people he gave it to. |
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Chapter Six
Family, religion, friends...
these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in
business. |
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Chapter Seven
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large
research staff to study the problem. |
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Chapter Eight
Money, It's a crime, Share it
fairly , But don't take a slice of my pie. Money, So they say , Is
the root of all evil today. |
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Chapter Nine
Is there a number or mark planned
for the hand or forehead in a new cashless society? YES, and I have seen the
machines that are now ready to put it into operation.
- Ralph Nader |
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Chapter Ten
He
who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
– Unknown |
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Chapter Eleven
"I
spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted."
-- George Best |
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Chapter Twelve
Giving money and
power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P.J. O’Rourke |
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Chapter Thirteen
My problem lies in
reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
- Errol
Flynn |
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Chapter Fourteen
"The music business
is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves
and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative
side."
– Hunter S. Thompson |
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Chapter Fifteen
The hardest thing in
the world to understand is income tax.
- Albert Einstein |
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Chapter Sixteen
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the
IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
~ From a Washington Post word contest |
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Chapter Seventeen
That money talks I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, "Goodbye."
~ Richard Armour |
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Chapter Eighteen
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.
~Author Unknown |
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Chapter Nineteen
I have enough money to last me the
rest of my life, unless I buy something.
~ Jackie Mason |
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Chapter Twenty
A man is usually more careful of his
money than of his principles.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., speech, Boston, 8 January 1897 |
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Chapter Twenty-One
Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hungover
drones. ~ Montgomery
Burns |
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Chapter Twenty-Two
A billion here, a billion there,
pretty soon it adds up to real money.
- Senator Everett Dirksen |
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Chapter
Twenty-Three
How quickly nature falls into revolt When
gold becomes her object! For this the foolish over-careful fathers Have
broke their sleep with thoughts, their brains with care, Their bones with
industry. ~William
Shakespeare |
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