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Eggs Are Different From Fried Eggs:An Alternate American Revolution
 
 © Final Sword Productions 2002
 Scott Palteragingcow2345@hotmail.com
 
 In OTL the first battles of the American Revolution took place in
 1775. The year's campaign ended with Arnold being narrowly repulsed
 before Quebec. The British sent major forces to put down the
 Rebellion. They garrisoned Canada and the frontier, while also
 taking NY and most of NJ in 1776. In 1777 they took Philadelphia,
 but a second invasion was defeated at Saratoga, prompting France to
 enter the war against her ancient enemy. The French entry began the
 process of turning the war from a colonial campaign into a world war
 involving the major powers. The principal theater ceased to be the
 13 colonies. Instead the West Indies, India and English Channel
 became the main arenas of struggle. Spain entered a few years
 later. Holland joined the alliance shortly thereafter. The bulk of
 the rest of the continent formed a League of Armed Neutrality. The
 combined pressure caused Britain to allow American independence.
 The cost of the war ultimately was a major factor in bringing down
 the French Monarchy. This in turn ushered in 22 years of world
 struggle.
 Now sometimes in history A follows B for a reason. Thus the
 Secession Crisis in 1860 was brought on by the election of Lincoln.
 Lincoln's election must happen before the Secession Crisis can
 begin. Sometimes things run separately and it is purely a matter of
 chance what happens when. I propose to take the events of OTL and
 scramble their order. This is the major change. It will be aided
 by some changes of secondary factors. Just as scrambled eggs are
 different than fried eggs although both are cooked in a pan with
 eggs and butter.
 Our changes will start in the autumn of 1775. First we will arrange
 the enlistments of the army invading Quebec such that the bulk of
 them do not expire at year's end. It was very hard to get American
 troops to enlist for more than a year. It would not have been
 impossible to recruit these men in August – September of 1775 for
 twelve months.
 Second, the logic of when the French first began to see the American
 rebels as a useful tool in their perpetual struggle with Perfidious
 Albion does not require waiting until 1777. That is in fact when it
 happened in OTL. However, Britain's problems in Boston were hardly
 a secret in Paris. Let the French Court allow Lafayette to raise a
 legion to aid the brave rebels right after Lexington and Concord.
 Let this aid include reflagging some French ships (of war and
 transports) with colonial colors and captains (think the Alabama,
 Florida and Shenandoah in the USCW). This force will sail from
 Brest supposedly to join Washington before Boston. Instead it sails
 to the Maine coast, where it picks up Arnold's troops. By going to
 an unexpected place it avoids the RN. Instead of Arnold's men
 suffering ungodly hardships slogging through the wet and wooded
 wilderness, they are conveyed by water to Quebec. With a French
 force (Lafayette's Legion under the colonial flag but obviously
 French) as part of the invasion, the Quebec Catholics rise to
 support it (in OTL they stayed with the British). The tiny British
 garrison is overwhelmed. Arnold takes Quebec. As in OTL Montgomery
 takes Montreal. With the heartland of Quebec ours, the frontier
 forts quickly fall, the British garrisons being accorded the honors
 of war pending exchange.
 Now this minor set of changes in a secondary theater will have major
 consequences. First, the British are out of the Old Northwest by
 mid 1776 and thus unable to wage Indian war on the frontier. (In
 OTL this change took until 1815). This will cause changes to be
 felt a few years later. For now there will not be a frontier war to
 drain off colonial military attention during the Revolution.
 Second, faced with a clear colonial victory, France will formally
 enter the war in early 1776. French entry triggers a change in
 British policy. Only here that change happens before the British
 commit major forces to North America. What would have been the
 armies and naval squadrons sent to Canada and New York go
 elsewhere. New York, New Jersey, Philadelphia never fall. Valley
 Forge, Trenton, Princeton, Saratoga, the long siege of New York all
 never happen. The 15 colonies (Quebec and Nova Scotia are now
 members of the Continental Congress) will still declare independence
 on July 3rd, 1776 (announced on July 4th).
 Instead of Howe and Cornwallis going to NYC, they head south. Howe,
 with his brother the admiral, takes Santo Domingo. Cornwallis takes
 New Orleans. Lafayette and Greene spend the year getting Quebec
 organized and garrisoning the frontier. Washington will send a
 force under Rodgers and Morgan to secure Kentucky and Tennessee.
 The Congress' favorite general, Gates will organize a loose
 observation force in the vicinity of Halifax (the logistics make a
 siege a joke – Gates would be lucky to supply a few thousand men
 just making a presence in the province).
 Having taken New Orleans, the few French in the large interior of
 the province will need to draw what little supply they can through
 Canada. Lafayette's Legion will send a detachment to show French
 reinforcement, this time proudly under their own French flags. They
 will bring Quebec militia and Indian auxiliaries. The combined
 force will be under 2,000 men but it will preserve everything north
 of Baton Rouge for France.
 Instead of pursuing inland, the British will make their southern
 campaign ahead of schedule. Without the burden of protecting their
 port enclaves as OTL and with no Canada to defend (they keep
 Louisburg, Halifax, Labrador, Newfoundland and Hudson's Bay), they
 can easily abandon any thought of retaking all the colonies. The
 West Indies are far more valuable. Georgia was the most loyal of
 the colonies. They already held the Floridas. So Cornwallis will
 take Savannah in 1777 and Charleston in 1778. He and Washington
 will duel across the Carolinas and Virginia until the entry of other
 powers, and thus the needs of other fronts, will compel British
 pullback.
 Peace will find a very different configuration than our 1783. We
 will hold Canada (less the pieces noted above excepting Halifax that
 the British will evacuate). The French will sell us the rump of
 Louisiana (financed by a loan in Amsterdam). They are even more
 broke than in OTL and see little use in an undefined inland area
 with no visible resources (as the boundaries are undefined we will
 wind up claiming it includes everything west of Buffalo that does
 not have someone else's fort with a major settlement – it is the
 opening wedge on everything from Oregon to the Hudson's Bay interior
 to Utah). Britain will keep what is now the state of Louisiana,
 Georgia, Charleston and coastal South Carolina. The area southwards
 towards the Gulf from Tennessee will be a no man's land left for the
 future to settle.
 Many of the pro-British Indians will have migrated into Georgia and
 this southwestern area. Whole tribes and pieces of tribes will move
 to where their protector's forts were. Thus the Indian warfare of
 1775-1815 will take place on a line from Myrtle Beach through
 Augusta across to Memphis and then west of the Mississippi into
 Arkansas instead of around the Great Lakes. Pontiac and Tecumseh
 will lead the nations, but in a different region. The Middle West
 and Ontario will be settled more quickly, the South less so.
 Next, the 7 years of war across the heart of Dixie's plantation zone
 will be the death of chattel slavery in the America. As a wartime
 measure the British army freed slaves (and often then press ganged
 them). The bulk of the freedmen will follow the British south. They
 will leave behind a South as badly in ruins as Sherman left in OTL.
 Seven years of brutal manuver and partisan warfer. There will be no
 Dixie frontier after the Revolution for slavery to expand into as
 long as the British remain in their new Dixie dominion (named the
 Dominion of Georgia in honor of the King). So the wave of abolition
 that swept the US after the Revolution will encompass the South.
 The Carolinas will be the last to emancipate, but they will.
 The Tory exodus will contain fewer upper class city dwellers and
 more southern highlanders. Instead of going to Canada, it will go
 mostly to New Orleans and Texas. The British will at the peace
 finish their Caribbean sweep. They will have taken every island,
 the Atlantic coast of Central America from Costa Rica northwards
 through Guatemala, and Texas. So the million or so Tories, freedmen
 and civilized Indians will wind up everywhere from Aruba to San
 Antonio. The poor Cajuns are again displaced, this time northwards
 into Arkansas, Missouri and Tennessee.
 Unlike in OTL, France will be decisively defeated. In OTL, the
 American theater was a ball and chain on the British war effort.
 The British Ministry would not easily abandon what it already held.
 Here, there was nothing held beyond impregnable Halifax. Field
 forces in the Carolinas are less of a strain than a giant garrison
 in a besieged NYC (which was the bulk of the war in OTL).
 For France, the losses will be a blessing. Fated in the longrun to
 lose in India and the Americas, an earlier more decisive defeat now
 will simply make it easier for France to concentrate on the
 continent in the war to come. There will be no wasted expeditions
 to the West Indies during the 22 years war. Bourbon Spain will have
 lost more to England. Faced with an aggressive Georgia across the
 Caribbean, it will remain more loyal to Napoleon, possibly leading
 to the Spanish ulcer never occurring.
 In terms of US politics, the rump of Dixie is much weaker. The mid-
 Atlantic states are spared years of war damage and are much
 stronger. However, as there is no need for an Erie Canal, NYC will
 develop more slowly and Canada more quickly. However, without the
 need to placate the South at the constitutional convention it will
 become and remain the national capital.
 Quebec's being part of the US will have a major change
 constitutionally. The First Amendment will be stated more clearly.
 While the national government cannot have an established church, a
 state may. The establishment of the Roman Catholic Church in Quebec
 will be the price of their staying in the nation.
 The US will fight Britain a second time. I think we would not have
 done as bad a job as we did 1812-14. This time Britain would hold
 soil we would regard as ours, stimulating more nationalism than the
 blatant land grab in OTL. Also the logistics are easier than what
 for us was a war on a far frontier in OTL. New England might also
 have been a tad less unruly. Quebec and the Francophones would have
 wished to liberate Lousiana. So, in a marginally better war, we
 invest Charleston without taking it, grab some land in north Georgia
 above where Atlanta is now and chase the Indians southwards in the
 disputed zone. The big battles would be in Louisiana. I see no
 chance of the US running a British Army out of New Orleans.
 However, Jackson was a good fighter. Let us give him Baton Rouge, a
 hunk of northwest Louisiana and what is now Oklahoma.
 However, the Dominion of Georgia survives. The British give up
 coastal South Carolina at the peace and accept the frontier
 rectifications noted above. The boundaries between Canada and
 Hudson's Bay will also be demarcated, largely to the benefit of the
 US. In return the US formally acknowledges the permanent separation
 of the remaining parts of British North America.
 So we still have two English speaking nations on the continent.
 However, the USCW will never happen. Jackson will become President
 but as a westerner, not a southerner. He will lack the power to
 disband the Bank of the US. Instead he will settle for its being
 brought under firmer national control. The first US RR will be as a
 portage on the St. Lawrence rapids.
 Georgia will be a more active player in Latin American politics than
 a more disinterested UK ever was. It will slowly absorb the
 Caribbean islands as it will get responsible government in the
 1840's.
 The Mexican War will still happen as the southern border of Texas
 will be just as debatable. However, this time an Imperial Army will
 march to Mexico City, and, unlike the US Army under Scott, it will
 stay. The US will instead declare war concurrently to settle its
 border between Louisiana and Mexico. It will grab California,
 Arizona, New Mexico, Sonora and Baja. Britain will abandon its
 residual claims in the Oregon country in return for the US not
 marching further south. With Canada an American state, the bulk of
 the population of the region will be American. Britain will make
 the decision that holding an isolated port at Vancouver or Victoria
 simply isn't worth the expense.
 With the border settled, the US-British rapprochement of 1895 in OTL
 will happen in 1850, before the Irish can assimilate sufficiently to
 become a major power in American politics. Britain will sell us
 Hudson's Bay and Labrador in return for a firm border treaty with
 newly expanded Georgia and an alliance.
 All this from a few changes in 1775, making a most unusual breakfast
 of our scrambled eggs.
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