| Area 51  by Steve Payne 
     Author 
    says: what if Bill Clinton told the public the truth about Area 51? 
    Please note that the opinions expressed in this satirical post do not 
    necessarily reflect the views of the author(s). 
     
      October 2nd 1995, 
     
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           to Digg our site.on this day US citizens officially learnt of the 
        
        existence of a new federal facility when President Bill Clinton announced 
        
        that it was in the paramount interest of open government for contested 
        
        information about Area 51 to be revealed to the public. 
 The long-expected revelation had become increasingly inevitable since the 
        
        opening of a private legal challenge from seven labourers who had been 
        
        harmed by open-pit burning of toxic chemicals. Allegedly investigations by 
        
        the Environmental Crimes Project (ECP) at George Washington University had 
        
        determined that the Department of Defense had acted negligently. Also the 
        
        Environmental Protection Agency had failed to enforce compliance with the 
        
        Resource Conservation and Recovery (RC&R) Act.
 
 The resistence of US District Judge Philip Pro had melted away when 
        
        attorney Jonathan Turley of ECP threatened to subpoena a senior Russian 
        
        embassy official and several former Soviet Intelligence officer who could 
        
        confirm the identity of the base. On September 2nd, Judge Pro ruled that 
        
        owing to the specific demands of the RC&R Act, the government must within 
        
        one month either make the EPA report public or seek a presidential 
        
        exemption.Turley hailed the ruling saying it showed that "national 
        
        security claims do not trump domestic laws .. government can lo longer 
        
        have nameless, faceless bases".
 
 The farcical reality was shatteringly disappointing. The US Government did 
        
        indeed have UFOs housed at nearby Groom Lake. Nine in fact. But because 
        
        scientists had been ordered to operate in a condition of utmost secrecy, 
        
        any prospect of a breakthrough had been stiffled and they had hopelessly 
        
        failed to back-engineer the spacecraft. Worse, after an armed 
        
        confrontation at the Lake in 1979, joint research with Extraterrestrial 
        
        Biological Entities (EBEs) had ceased. Ten years later an obscure 
        
        scientist named Bob Lazar 
        
        had absconded with the remaining supply of Element 115 which was necessary 
        
        to propel the vehicles. Lazar, a pyrotechnic freak, had exploded the 
        
        material at one of his annual Desert Storm Parties before becoming the 
        
        victim of a mysterious hit and run shooting on a Las Vegas Highway.
 
        
       
      
 
     
     Author 
    says in our timeline these ideas are explored in "Area 51: The Dreamland 
    Chronicles - the Legend of America's Most Secret Military Base" by David 
    Darlington (1997). To view guest historian's comments on this post please 
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