| Miller Time  by Steve Payne 
     Author 
    says: what if Glenn Miller had not been in the mood to listen to his 
    saxophonists? Please note that the opinions expressed in this satirical post 
    do not necessarily reflect the views of the author(s). 
     
      November 7th 1992,
     
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           to comment on Reddit.on this day the proprietor of the popular jazz 
        
        cafe Pennsylvania 6-5000 Glenn Miller died at his home in New York City. 
        
        He was eighty-eight years old. 
 Right up until the end he was an occasional player too, setting down his 
        
        little brown jug of alcohol to thrill members of the audience who were in 
        
        the mood for the big band sound. Of course Miller was there at the birth, 
        
        touring with his own band up until the American entrance into the Second 
        
        World War. They disbanded in 1942.
 
 Aged thirty-eight, Miller was too old for the draft but determined not to 
        
        miss out. And it was during this period of preoccupation that a 
        
        clarinetist and alto saxophonist Wilbur Schwartz came forward and 
        
        suggested an unusual refinement to the big band sound - to have a clarinet 
        
        play a melodic line with a tenor saxophone holding the same note, while 
        
        three other saxophones harmonized within a single octave. It was a 
        
        sophisticated, and potentially innovative suggestion, but at first it just 
        
        sounded _wrong_ and there was no time to work it through.
 
 Before long, Miller found himself serving in the US Army Air Force. 
        
        Stationed in Great Britain he soon realised that he was now too old to 
        
        pursue a professional career in music, instead he dreamt of opening a jazz 
        
        cafe after the war.
 
 And so following his demobilization, Miller returned to the States, and 
        
        after a short spell settled in Manhattan. He was able to use his military 
        
        pension to open an establishment which he would ultimately run for almost 
        
        half a century.
 
 Some nights he would recall Schwartz's idea and by the mid 1960s he began 
        
        to experiment with the sound again, this time successfully. Because as 
        
        that crazy Schwartz always used to say, "it dont mean a thing if it aint' 
        
        got that swing".
 
 
 
     
     Author 
    says in reality on December 15th 1944 Glenn Miller's Noorduyn Norseman 
    bush plane wandered into the path of one hundred and thirty-eight Lancaster 
    bombers which were about to release approximately one hundred thousand 
    incendiaries into a jettizon zone. To view guest historian's comments on 
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    Today in Alternate History web site. 
 
     Steve Payne, Editor of
    
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    explore that possibility. Possibilities such as America becoming a Marxist 
    superpower, aliens influencing human history in the 18th century and Teddy 
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