| Right of Return by Steve Payne    Author
      says: in which we continue our Israel60
      thread by returning to the Jewish Colony in Alaka a week after it has
      reverted to the United States, as Michael Chabon envisages in his ingenius
      novel, "The Yiddish Policemen's Union". Please note that the
      opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of
      the author(s).
 
       
   5th January 2010: on this
      day sixty years after the Slattery
      Report (the Problem of Alaskan Development), recommended the provision
      of land in Alaska for the temporary refugee settlement of European Jews
      who were being persecuted by the Nazis during World War II, the first
      citizens of the newly formed Federal District of Sitka exercised their
      newly obtained right of return to Palestine.
 
        Because under the arrangements for the "Reversion",
        on the stroke of midnight 31st December 2009, the sixty year lease on
        the independent Jewish settlement created on the Alaskan coast had
        expired. The Acting Mayor of the Federal District of Sitka Sarah Palin
        had reached a broad settlement with both the Tlingit Alaska Natives and
        also the Governments of Palestine and Jordan.
 
 "Jerusalem, a city of blood and slogans
        painted on the wall, severed heads on telephone poles" ~ Michael
        ChabonUnsatisfied by the American lease, at the climax of World
        War Two Zionists sought to create a Jewish Homeland in Palestine. Their
        expectations had been unfairly raised by the Balfour Declaration, in
        which the British Government stated that whole of Mandatory Palestine
        would become the Jewish National Home. But by the time the State of
        Israel was declared, Britain was committed to the Hashemite Kingdom of
        Transjordan. Five Arab armies immediately attacked the new nation
        including the Arab Legion controversially headed by a British Officer,
        John Glubb (picured, below).
  "[British
        Commander of the Arab Legion, General John Bagot] Glubb ('Glubb Pasha')
        should be imprisoned for serving in a foreign army without the King's
        permission" ~ British MPAfter months of savage fighting, an
        Arab Palestine State was created. But the so-called "West Bank"
        of Jordan, comprising East Jerusalem, Samaria and Judea remained Jordian
        "occupied territories". Jewish institutions and houses of
        worship were destroyed, and inhabitants expelled. And it was the grand
        children of those Palestinian refugees that travelled to Sitka who were
        now offered a right of return negotiated by Sarah Palin. 
 During the sixty years since the failed attempt to create a Jewish
        homeland in Israel, Sitka had thrived. Undoubtedly the high point of
        Jewish Civilization was the"Safety Pin", a tall building
        erected for the 1977 World Fair held in Sitka and a source of pride for
        its inhabitants.
 
        Author
      says, please note we extended the lease from fifty to sixty years to
      bring Sarah Palin into the timeline. Given her role in Alaska it would add
      more excitment to a McCain-Palin Campaign Ticket, perhaps. Original
      content has been repurposed to celebrate the author's genius © The
      Yiddish Policemen's Union, Michael Chabon (2007), Arabian Fables,
      published by Facts and Logic about the Middle East (Flame) 
 
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