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icon to follow us on Twitter.Howard Phillips Lovecraft (1890-1937)
has a biography one might expect of a failed Hitler.
Lovecraft has suffered from more than his share of posthumous Freudian
analysis, but it is true that his family history (father dying while
Lovecraft was young, over- protective mother) is similar to Hitler's. Both
their childhoods' were prologues to some some similar life-long
characteristics. Lovecraft, like Hitler, was a marginal artist. He was a
better writer than Hitler was a painter, though that is not saying much.
Both were very briefly married, Hitler for just a few hours, Lovecraft for
a few months. Both were interested in the occult to some degree. Certainly
both Nazism and Lovecraft's fiction owe a great deal to Theosophy. (Lovecraft
claimed to be a sceptic. Hitler was affected by ideas of this type, though
he was not a believer to the extent that Himmler and Hess were.) Both were
racist Social Darwinists of the sort who viewed history as primarily
determined by racial factors. Both were hypochondriacs who repeatedly
forecast their early deaths. Lovecraft, whose neurasthenia kept him out of
the First World War, turned out to be right. In person, both were rather
shy and formal, not hard to like. Hitler loved dogs, Lovecraft loved cats.
Imagine an alternative history in which Lovecraft's ideas did not remain
the stuff of pulp fiction. Suppose his father had lived, or he had been
orphaned, or his family finances changed so that he had to go to work
early in life. He becomes, let us say, a journalist in Boston or New York.
He might then have fought in the First World War and returned with a
distinguished record. He becomes a nationally syndicated columnist, famous
for his warnings against the threat of immigrants, Communists, and
unbridled finance capitalism, particularly as associated with the Jews.
Like many practical people, life experience could have changed his reading
about the occult from entertainment to belief. (It happens. Look at W.B.
Yeats. For that matter, look at Hitler.) In the social catastrophe of the
Great Depression, he would have had a unique opportunity to implement his
ideas for revolutionary reform.
"What sort of a Congress does he have? OTL, even
FDR ran into trouble (depsite his party have huge majorities) when he
overreached himself and tried to pack the Supreme Court. Seems to me
Lovecraft probably would as well" - reader's commentLovecraft in
politics would not have been a "conservative" in any serious sense of the
word, though he would certainly have had little use for socialism or
democracy. Sinclair Lewis, in his 1935 novel "It Can't Happen Here," tried
to give some notion of what an American fascism might be like. It would be
more puritanical than its European counterparts, he suggested. It would be
less a case of a party imposing a political orthodoxy on the whole country
than of radical right groups, such as the Klan, being empowered by the
government to act at the local level. When Lewis thought of fascism,
however, he seems to have been thinking of Italy. There was no particular
place in his fascist America, as there was in Germany and would certainly
have been in Lovecraft's America, for a national eugenics program. For
that matter, Lewis did not understand, at least in 1935, how central
anti-Semitism was to Nazism. If, as some writers have suggested, Hitler's
Jewish policy was a necessary feature of his model of history (See Paul
Wistrich's Hitler's Apocalypse), then one would expect similar notions to
occur to Lovecraft, whose intellectual frame of reference was not so
different from those of the leading Nazis.
America did not lack for proto-fascists in the 1930s, but they were
regional personalities with little hope of forming an important national
movement. Huey Long of Louisiana was very smart, of course, but he was,
well, too "colorful" to be much appreciated outside his home state. Father
Coughlin, the Radio Priest, would not himself have been a serious
candidate for political office. His movement was too closely linked with
Rome, at least in the public mind, to be anything but a faction in a
larger right-wing coalition.
"Like all of the Germans who turned on Hitler, it
would be only a matter of time before assassination attempts went through
or an overall revolution broke out. How VP L. Ron would deal with that
would be quite entertaining... to read about from the outside. Terrifying
to live through. " - reader's commentLovecraft, or someone like
him, might have been able to form such a coalition. A Northerner,
nominally Protestant, he could have preached economic populism for the
South and Midwest and anti-Communism for the Catholic Northeast. His
background was such that he would have been more likely to have entered
politics as a Republican than as a Democrat. In his native New England,
the Democrats were the party of the hated immigrants. Of course, he might
have taken the posture of a man above politics before the Depression. Like
Perot in 1992 or Powell today, he could have had his pick of the
nomination of either party. In terms of party platform, there was not much
to choose between Roosevelt and Hoover in 1932. Roosevelt's chief
qualification was that he was not Hoover. Lovecraft, who was in real life
of a somewhat philosophical cast of mind, would have been not just a new
face, but a man with a plan.
Any government elected in 1932 would have had to do much the same sort of
thing on taking office that Roosevelt did. It was necessary to immediately
reconstruct the banking system, to distribute disaster relief to the
unemployed, and to try to cajole the country's businessmen into
maintaining employment and making some investments. The Roosevelt
Administration did this minimum, supplemented a little later with
"make-work" projects, from new roads to the vaguely Stalinist murals you
can still find in some older Post Offices. Some of these initiatives
helped. Some, such as the government's price-fixing schemes, were
catastrophes. In any event, though the economy improved in the 1930s,
punctuated by various declines, the Depression was not finally ended until
the United States began to mobilize for the Second World War. In this the
US was in sharpest contrast to Nazi Germany. Hitler came to office about
the same time Roosevelt did, and the economy was humming again within two
years. The reason for this was simple enough: Hitler took office with the
intention of fighting several major wars in about five to ten years, so
rearmament began immediately. President Lovecraft, one suspects, would
have done likewise.
"I don't think his health (polikothermism) would
have allowed him to serve in the war" - reader's comment
Lovecraft's America would not have lacked for plausible enemies. There
were, after all, the ubiquitous Communists, who would probably have
favored Lovecraft's candidacy, as the German Communists favored Hitler's.
(The idea was that Hitler's regime would soon collapse, thus leading to a
red revolution.) Naturally, all the domestic ones would have to be
arrested, and a military buildup begun in preparation for a final showdown
with the USSR. The more immediate enemy, however, would have been the
Yellow Peril, as manifest in Imperial Japan. It has always been difficult
to explain to Americans why it was necessary to worry about threats from
Europe. Arming against a possible war with Japan, in contrast, has always
been an easy idea to sell. Actually, in the context of early Depression
America, any kind of remilitarization program would have been easy to
sell, since it would have been the one thing the government could have
done to decrease unemployment quickly. (Young men not needed for the
factories, of course, could have been drafted.)
Indeed, such a policy would have been self-sustaining, since possible
enemies would have multiplied. The Roosevelt government was economically
nationalist in terms of tariff policy, but it was content to let the
international market economy continue to exist. It did not, at least to my
knowledge, impose foreign exchange restrictions, or make it nearly
impossible for foreigners to own property in America. Fascist governments,
however, generally did do things like this. Such measures would have been
serious blows to England and the Netherlands, whose people have always
invested heavily in America. England would soon have perceived more than a
financial threat, since an invasion of Canada would certainly have
suggested itself to Lovecraft's government, both for strategic reasons and
as an exercise. An Anglo-American naval war might have been the prelude to
the western half of the Second World War.
That there would be a Second World War is hard to doubt, but the alliances
would have been different. Britain, bereft of its overseas assets and a
large part of its fleet (assuming the US won), could have had a revolution
in the 1930s. If it was to the right, then the country would have been
neutral in the event of a Nazi invasion of France. Fascist Britain might
also have maintained its alliance with Japan through the 1930s, which
would have meant the US could still have faced a two-ocean war when the
fight with Japan started. Indeed, the US might have been faced with a
Anglo-German alliance in the west. This would have made attacks on the
continental United States plausible, particularly from the air. On the
other hand, if Britain's revolution was to the left, then the British
Empire would have disintegrated catastrophically. Red Britain might then
have supported France in 1940, or whenever the German invasion came, but
would probably have lacked the naval and air strength to resist invasion
itself. Without Britain as a conduit, it is unlikely America would have
become involved in Europe in the 1940s.
In the Pacific, hostilities might have begun as they did in the real
world, but would have ended differently. For instance, since the United
State would not have been cooperating with Great Britain on secret
projects, and since America would not have been an attractive haven for
refugee scientists, the atomic bomb would not have been invented. Despite
what the revisionists say, an appalling invasion of Japan would almost
certainly have been necessary. Lovecraft's government might then have been
less interested in reforming the country than in depopulating it.
Australia, one suspects, would have been annexed as Canada was annexed.
The US might even have joined in the German war against the Soviet Union.
(If the Nazis came to power in Germany, such an invasion would been
inevitable). US aid would probably have taken the form of strategic
bombing. It would also have been possible that the US would have gotten
involved in a land war in China to finally defeat the Communists there.
Let us assume that Lovecraft dies about the time Roosevelt did, eight
years later than Lovecraft did in fact. The world would then have been
divided into two great spheres of influence, much as it was after the
Second World War. However, they would have been far more evenly matched,
since Europe would not have been laid in ruins by the Anglo- American and
Russian invasions that occurred in the real world. The two empires would
have had some ideological affinities, since both would have ruled by
mystically-minded Aryan chauvinists. Some of their leaders would at least
consider a union between the two empires. In contrast, popular opinion
would have it, as did Hitler himself, that the great war between the
eastern and western hemispheres would occur in the next generation. What a
time for President Lovecraft to die! The only consolation would have been
that the nation was be led by his brilliant young Vice President, L. Ron
Hubbard.
But that's another story.