| "The Right to Arm Bears" by Steve Payne 
  
   Author 
    
    says: in which we amuse ourselves by envisioning a rather different 
  
  hunting incident for the former Vice President? Please note that the 
  
  opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of the 
  
  author(s). 
     
     In 2006, the conservative 
    political commentator Rush Limbaugh was accidentally peppered in the face 
    with birdshot pellets by Vice President Dick Cheney during a hunt in the 
    north-western United States.
 Cheney had turned to shoot what he thought was a fat grizzly bear but 
    fortunately Limbaugh escaped unscathed as the majority of the bird-shot 
    lodged in his jowls.
 
 When asked for a comment in his hospital bed, Rush chirped that it was an 
    honor to be shot by such a great American.
 
     
     Author 
    says this not-to-be-taken seriously post was adapted from a comment 
    entered by Mr Joseph Annaruma on may 1st 2010. The comic expression used in 
    this title was devised by the comedian
    Robin Williams. To 
    view guest historian's comments on this post please visit the
    
    Today in Alternate History web site. 
 
     Steve Payne, Editor of
    
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