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This is a Big F*#cking Deal
by Steve Payne
 Author
says: what if Barack Obama was an even more fake cowboy? Please note
that the opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the
views of the author(s).
In 2010, the Cowboy movie
genre was transformed with the movie premiere of the retro blaxploitation
blockbuster "The Doc" starring the new King of Cool, African American actor
Barry Obama.
 Seven
years had passed since the release of the last great movie, Cowboy Dick
Cheney's final film
"The Bush Brothers Ride Again".
The Doc" arrives in town with imaginative plans to
dispense medicine to the people of Jackson, Wyoming. But it does not take
long for resistance to be demonstrated by the townsfolk as the movie zooms
in on the whites-only Cowboy image.
And in an early sign that his good intentions will be
distrusted, the bigoted Sherrif Joe Biden dismissed "The Doc" with the
barbed complement that he is "the first articulate, bright and clean black
doctor" in Wyoming.
But at the climax of the movie, "The Doc" saves the Sherrif's life, forcing
Biden to admit his medicine is a "Big F*#cking Deal".
Watch Joe Biden's Gaffe
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says content has been repurposed from the source content in Dick: The
Man Who is President (Dick Cheney) by John Nichols (2004),
Flickr,
Youtube and
Wikipedia. To view
guest historian's comments on this post please visit the
Today in Alternate History web site.
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Imagine what would be, if history had occurred a bit
differently. Who says it didn't, somewhere? These fictional news items
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superpower, aliens influencing human history in the 18th century and Teddy
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