| Ned Kelly granted life, but on 
    a condition  by Jeff Provine 
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      November 11th 1880,
     
      on this day Ned Kelly (pictured) was granted life, but on a condition. Throughout his early life, the Australian state of Victoria was plagued 
      by bushranger Edward "Ned" Kelly. He was the son of an Irish ex-convict 
      who had been sent to Van Diemen's Land on charges of thievery, though many 
      argued he was a patriot who had stood a little too tall. The senior 
      Kelly's vigor-beyond-legality passed on to his son, and Ned was notorious 
      for cunning, while questionable, activities. At age 14, he was arrested 
      for assault (claiming he was defending his sister's honor); at 15, he was 
      again arrested for assault (on a man who had borrowed a horse without 
      permission) and harassing his wife. Kelly himself would be accused of 
      horse-thievery, and, in the resulting altercation with one Constable Hall, 
      he beat Hall and reportedly rode him like a horse. Kelly grew and 
      eventually assumed a career in cattle-rustling.
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  to comment on Reddit.In what may or may not have been police 
      harassment, Kelly was accused of shooting an officer in the wrist, and so 
      a warrant was put out for his arrest. The Kellies' version of the story 
      was that the constable, Alexander Fitzpatrick, had come asking about Dan 
      Kelly while Ned was gone to New South Wales, made an inappropriate advance 
      on Kate Kelly, and was hit with a coal shovel by the mother, Ellen. 
      Fitzpatrick's doctor noted the smell of alcohol, but Judge Redmond Barry 
      found Ned guilty on scant evidence, prompting a 15-year sentence if he 
      were to be found. Instead, Ned and his brother Dan fled into the bush, 
      later joined by Steve Hart and Joe Byrne. 
 The Kelly gang was pursued, and a shootout at Stringybark Creek left two 
      officers dead, meaning that Kelly would now be wanted for more than 
      assault. Knowing his life hung on a thread no matter what he did, Kelly 
      turned to daring bank robberies. In Euroa, the gang stole some two 
      thousand pounds while entertaining hostages with horsemanship theatrics. 
      The police scurried to arrest known Kelly sympathizers, but his legend 
      only grew as the government pressed harder. In Jerilderie, they 
      impersonated police officers with uniforms stolen from the local police 
      station, bought hostages drinks, stole another ?2000, and burned the 
      mortgage papers of everyone in the town.
 
 On June 27, 1880, the gang, dressed in long, gray cotton coats and large 
      hats, raided Glenrowan. Beneath their clothes, unbeknownst to the police, 
      was armor constructed out of plowshares that weighed nearly 100 pounds and 
      was thick enough to deflect bullets. When police arrived and the shootout 
      began, bullets bounced off Kelly and terrified police. They cried that he 
      was the Devil or a bunyip. Constable Gascoigne hit Kelly point blank, but 
      the man did not fall, and Gascoigne called out that he could not be hurt. 
      Eventually, the volleys caught Kelly in the foot and hand, and he was 
      brought down and arrested.
 
 The rest of his gang had died, Byrne dying from blood loss while Dan Kelly 
      and Steve Hart reportedly committed suicide. Kelly stood before Judge 
      Redmond Barry, the same who had promised to give him 15 years in the 
      original harassment that had sent Kelly into the bush two years before. 
      Barry sentenced Kelly to hang, but at the last moment 30,000 signatures 
      for a stay of sentence were met with an enterprising lieutenant with an 
      idea. In exchange for life imprisonment, Kelly would join in the designs 
      of mass producing his armor for infantry.
 
 Given into permanent custody of Her Majesty's Army, Kelly was taken to 
      London where he and several military engineers reproduced his armor. The 
      original suits had been made on a bush forge, but were of incredible 
      quality, accidentally using the lower temperature and spotty nature of the 
      rough forge to create uneven, more bullet-resistant metal. The armor 
      designs would be put to use in the Boer War, where they would prove useful 
      only in aggressive forward raids. Primarily, the armor was declared 
      useless, though Kelly was maintained in military prison. He spent his time 
      dictating and writing letters from his prison, denouncing the Australian 
      government and arguing for the rights of Irish Catholics throughout the 
      empire.
 
 When the First World War began, trench warfare turned advances into 
      slaughter until Kelly's armor was reintroduced in 1916. At the Battle of 
      the Somme, armor-clad British soldiers stormed across No Man's Land. While 
      many were cut down in the legs by machine gun fire and others simply fell 
      over and were unable to get up, the pushing force overwhelmed German 
      troops and started the general retreat from France that would end the war 
      in 1917.
 
 As Europe breathed between the wars, the Kaiser began a new arms race, 
      developing motorized Panzer that would be emulated by other nations. In 
      1936, the Second World War would begin due to Germany's move into Austria 
      during socialist riots. The new war would be nothing like the stalemate of 
      the first and spread the deadness of No Man's Land across much of the 
      continent. Kelly would not live to see the massive destruction his idea 
      had caused, having died in prison in 1928, still writing in criticism of 
      abusive tyranny.
 
 
     
     Author 
    says in reality Ned Kelly was hanged for murder despite the petition. 
    His mother reminded him to "die like a Kelly," and Kelly replied to Judge 
    Barry's remark "May God have mercy on your soul", with "I will go a little 
    further than that, and say I will see you there when I go". Poetically, 
    Kelly's last words were reported to be, "Such is life". To this day, Kelly's 
    legendary invulnerability adds another level to his places as a folk hero or 
    a vicious killer. To view guest historian's comments on this post please 
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