William Randolph Hearst Killed
in Traffic Accident
by Jeff Provine
Author
says: what if William Randolph Hearst Killed in Traffic Accident? muses
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Alternate History. Please note that the opinions expressed in this post
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On January 8th 1885,
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his graduation from Harvard, William Randolph Hearst was killed in a
traffic accident.
He was son of George Hearst, the mining engineer who had made his millions
in California during the Gold Rush and investments afterward. While the
death of an industrialist's son is historically little more than tabloid
pop culture, William was given a headline, three-page obituary in the San
Francisco Examiner, a newspaper the elder Hearst had purchased (though
rumor holds he won in a poker game) in 1880. From the glowing report the
"would that it were" speculations of Hearst's survival in the obituary
painted a young man who would rise to lead his nation out of corruption
and into a bright new age of liberty and enlightenment.
According to eye-witnesses, however, Hearst seemed to be more of a
trouble-maker than a golden boy. He played pranks through his youth and
was a notorious frustration to his teachers. While attending Harvard, he
gifted several professors (specifically ones he did not like) with chamber
pots made of gold featuring engravings of their names. The impropriety
toward faculty called Hearst into a behavioral review, but, after much
deliberation and supposed bribery, Hearst was allowed to continue his
schooling. While wandering drunkenly through Cambridge, Mass, with
friends, he halted to vomit into a public trash can, then stumbled into
the street where he was struck by a car, dying shortly thereafter of
injuries.
"Ambrose Bierce's life would have been
different...William Randolph Hearst recruited him for his paper, and he
wrote for Hearst for most of the rest of his life." - reader's commentGeorge
Hearst went on to serve as US Senator from California until his death in
1891. The famous Examiner, which Hearst had used to fuel his political
campaigns, folded shortly afterward. His wife Phoebe Apperson Hearst, now
widowed and childless, turned his great fortunes and investments toward
charities following her faith of Baha'i. She followed her husband in dead
in 1919 during the influenza epidemic, but her many philanthropic agencies
continue to today.
Of course, as life goes on with so many deaths, life continued without
William Randolph. The United States continued expansionism but never slid
back into its barbaric ways of imperialistic invasion. In 1898, after an
accidental explosion of the USS Maine nearly caused war between the US and
Spain, the investigative journalistic talents of Joseph Pulitzer were
nationally recognized and stand as one of the hallmarks of American
journalism, known worldwide for its precision and fairness as well as its
expense.
During the debates of the criminalization of marijuana in the 1930s, solid
scientific study based in this journalism overcame anti-Hispanic
suspicions and industrial influence. Marijuana was to remain legal, though
routinely cautioned against by the Surgeon General much like alcohol and
cigarettes. Suggestion of banning marijuana returned in the 1950s and
'60s, but was generally met with Vice-President Nixon's opinion, "We don't
want another Prohibition".
While refraining from international war, the US did, however, broker a
treaty between Spain and Cuba, freeing it and several other colonies such
as Puerto Rico and the Philippines by making loans based on bonds
sponsored by the newly found nations. Rather than a costly military
empire, the United States would build a commonwealth of economically tied
satellites, a strategy accelerated by the Cold War into a worldwide
influence that some pundits describe as the "American Empire" and others
as the "Pax Americana".
Author
says in reality William Randolph Hearst was expelled from Harvard after
the golden chamber pot incident. His father gave him the San Francisco
Examiner as something to do, and Hearst leaped into creating his publishing
empire. A populist, Hearst reduced the price of his papers to one cent and
used exciting, often "yellow" journalism to move copies. He would employ
many of America's greatest writers such as Jack London and Mark Twain and
become deeply invested in politics, later being instrumental in activities
such as expansionism, Free Silver, and the criminalization of marijuana. His
life, including his decades-long involvement with actress Marion Davies,
would be inspiration for Orson Welles' Citizen Kane, a film Hearst would
refuse to advertise in his papers. Through Hearst's influence, Citizen Kane
would be booed at the Oscars and not gain recognition for another two
decades, long after Hearst's death in 1951. To view guest historian's
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